Email forward from my sister Mehernaaz 
Had Columbus been married he might have never discovered America
Because :
Where r u going?
With whom? How are u going?
To discover what?
Why only u?
What do I do, when u are not here?
Can I come?
Coming back when?
Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?
Mere liye kya laoge?
- he would have just dropped the idea !!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
Can things get more and more weird ?
The British arm of toymaker Lego has blasted a US custom toy company for creating an Osama bin Laden figure from Lego block
Read entire article here.
A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get over on them easy…So the lawyer asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game.
The Indian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Indians attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?’ The Indian reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer without saying a word.
Now, it’s the Indian’s turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After an hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Indian and hands him $500.
The Indian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes up the Indian and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’ The Indian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
New York comes out with punches flying
until someone comes swinging high and mighty for New Jersey
This is from the serial How I Met Your Mother.
P.S……Brooklyn becomes the compromise candidate…..yeah….Brooooooooooklyn, Top of the Food Chain.
10. "Let’s practice your bewildered silence."
9. "Can you try saying ‘yes’ instead of ‘you betcha’?"
8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"
7. "Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes or healthcare."
6. "We’re screwed!"
5. "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"
4. "We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30."
3. "Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"
2. "John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van."
1. "Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"
I will let you figure out what the hell this guy is upto.
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