The 5 Worst Possible Facebook Status Updates The 5 Worst Possible Facebook Status Updates Source: funnycrave.com // Share If youâ€™re still not on the Twitter bandwagon, donâ€™t worry. Youâ€™re not missing much. If you have a Facebook page, then you pretty much Â Â Â Â I think #5 is the most relevant one. And the author says it so well !!Â Â Â Â By arZan ... View all of arZan's posts.