This is a list of alternative centers of learning in our friendly neighborhood of Pakistan. The list was forwarded by a regular nVa reader Amit Singh.
My note to Amit….be gentle towards Pakistan. Till 1947, they were one of us. Now they are misled.
JEE – Jehadic Entrance Examination
IIT – Islamic Institute of Terrorism
IIM – Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT – Career in Alqaida & Taliban
IAS – Iraq after Saddam
M Tech – Masters in Terror Technology
GATE – General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism
TOEFL – Test of Extremist Foreign Languages
GRE – Graduate in Relocation Extremism
MBBS – Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
MBA – Master of Bombing Administration
