Every once in awhile you get the annoying, “chatty”, over friendly passenger seated next you.
Give ‘ em a shot of this…
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:
[In reality, since you might not have internet access on the flight, its best to download and save this page/file locally on your laptop]