1. Oh my gosh! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.
2. Our parents engaged us when we were little; they must have forgotten to tell you.
3. I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
4. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
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