Rajnikant Is Truly God !

• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
• When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
• Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
• Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
• There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
• Rajnikant can divide by zero.
• Newton ‘s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
• When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.
• Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
• Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
• If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
• Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
• Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
• It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square , until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq , Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
• Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

OK before you think I am mad and hurl abuses…..this was an email forward from my dearest friend Homiar Hathiram. I am sure that by the second or third bullet point you must have realized that it was a spoof. Laugh away and if you like it email this post to friends.