The Most Important Discoveries

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.

Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.

Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.

Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.

Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.

Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered trade, invented money.

Woman discovered money, man has never recovered



  1. Arzan??!!! I’m terribly disappointed. Are we forgetting about all the podgy men whose health is closely monitored by a long-suffering wife? How about women artists AND entrepreneurs?

    Oh bugger…I wouldn’t be this annoyed if I’d read this elsewhere.

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